thingscatsayswhenshesdrunk

plz don’t tell muh sober tumbla that im drunk.

again. drunk again.

on the sly.

see the thing is tho there’s never ”drunk on the sly…” it’s always blateneltly ovblivious.

how can you tell if trail mix goes stale?

it kinda all tastes like ass….

except for the chocloate bits.

whoa that’s nto the way you shje;; chocloatoeooeoeo

*i fell down*

oh snap

its almost 4 am. do you know where your sobriety is?

THIS CHOCOLATE ISN’T BRITISH ENOUGH!

FUCK.

maybe it’s me.

sad cat is drunk cat.

imma hang(ovr?) out in here while i gets messy

ok?

drunk

and. well. dunk.

itssodrubnkinhere

why is Lucinda Williams screaming Oh Lonesome Me at me on repeat

that fucking sadist.

im getting drnker by the bottle.

drnker.

im drunk and im saying i am drunk.

yes….

hells. lets BURN SHIT.